I realize that my previous post does not quite have the WELCOME that many of us (Barry) wanted. So, I’m going to write something else.

Listen children to a story, that was written long ago…

It began in the fire pits of Hell, where a quill was forged. This quill would be sent up to Earth, by the dark Lord, Satan, himself. The quill’s orders were simple… to sow discord and anger with whatever it wrote.

This quill began its conquest, creating documents to fulfill its purpose. It lined its coffers with the blood and sweat brought about by its horrible, terrible abominations, such as the Manifest Destiny and Gigli.

It wasn’t long before the quill found its way to Western Nebraska and into the hands of a young journalist, who had set the world of media on fire with his unorthodox ideas and awesome writing ability. This titan joined forces with an artist, whose pictures screamed with power of cool.

Together, these two unstoppable forces became a single entity, drawing the power of the quill and reforming it to do their bidding. With strong strokes, the writer used the pen to craft words of immeasurable power. While, the swift workings of the artist made magic with what was once an instrument of evil.

The master of darkness had lost. For no longer would this pen reap only blood. Now, the pen was a tool of awesomeness… The awesomeness of PWBB.