June 29th, 2009

Next Time, on Matlock

I’m going to miss Billy Mays, the extremely charismatic infomercial king. Frankly, Oxy-Clean will never be the same.

I know I’m not the first one to think that other guy may have had something to do with it. It’s quite possible, it’s because I can’t stand that other guy. He just comes off… tool-ish. And, quite honestly, he wouldn’t last two seconds under the pressure that Ben Matlock would throw at him.

So, R.I.P., Billy Mays. Your killers will be found and brought to justice. I, and Ben, vow it!

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  1. LisaLou
    June 29th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Wait are you talking about Anthony Sullivan? I thought he was ok. He doesn’t have the energy like Billy Mays had, or the hand gestures to compliment his pitches, but I liked him in the show they had, Pitchmen. I’m going to miss seeing him on TV.

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