I realize that my previous post does not quite have the WELCOME that many of us (Barry) wanted. So, I’m going to write something else.

Listen children to a story, that was written long ago…

It began in the fire pits of Hell, where a quill was forged. This quill would be sent up to Earth, by the dark Lord, Satan, himself. The quill’s orders were simple… to sow discord and anger with whatever it wrote.

This quill began its conquest, creating documents to fulfill its purpose. It lined its coffers with the blood and sweat brought about by its horrible, terrible abominations, such as the Manifest Destiny and Gigli.

It wasn’t long before the quill found its way to Western Nebraska and into the hands of a young journalist, who had set the world of media on fire with his unorthodox ideas and awesome writing ability. This titan joined forces with an artist, whose pictures screamed with power of cool.

Together, these two unstoppable forces became a single entity, drawing the power of the quill and reforming it to do their bidding. With strong strokes, the writer used the pen to craft words of immeasurable power. While, the swift workings of the artist made magic with what was once an instrument of evil.

The master of darkness had lost. For no longer would this pen reap only blood. Now, the pen was a tool of awesomeness… The awesomeness of PWBB.

 

^ 4 Comments...

  1. the Doctor

    But these are Satan’s internets… I claim dominion… and the internet is for porn… Yes, just think… somewhere, someone thinks this is erotic comedy… In truth you are both dirty whores and I am the pimp that tricks out you bitches… I go now to listen to the new Coldplay and eat hard boiled eggs with salt amd mango sauce crafted by my naked harem of lovelies. And they are hott!

  2. Chris (The Writer)

    Go ahead. Live within your delusions of grandeur. In time, your insolence will destroy you… and all that will be left is Barry and Chris, the creators and masters of PWBB.

  3. Reaffenry

    I’m the only one in this world. Can please someone join me in this life? Or maybe death…

  4. the Doctor

    @Reaffenry – Yes you are. Very doubtful. It is a booming business so there is a good chance.

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